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"Legend Zero - Follow us in Twitter @Legend_Zero.",
"Legend Zero - Welcome, my friends, to world domination!",
"Legend Zero - Senor Gray is not pleased.",
"Legend Zero - On your computer, infecting your mind.",
"Legend Zero - We're the website your parents warned you about.",
"Legend Zero - Polka dancing with midgets since 2003!",
"Legend Zero - GET OUT OF MY CLOSET!",
"Legend Zero - The web is only the begginning.",
"Legend Zero - Alcholic wizards welcome."
];
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return rantitle[ranNumber];
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'
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function ranstore() {
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];
ranNumber3 = parseInt(ranstore.length * Math.random());
return ranstore[ranNumber3];
}